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Pip pip old bean, I’m English, you may call me Lord Clock, easily mistaken for Cock and I can be a bit of one at times. I like having a laugh and a bit of banter. I’m really lazy and my favourite pastimes are sitting in the bog reading a mag, watching tv, playing video games, eating and farting.